Kitten: I shall groom you, friend dog!
Kitten: I have made a tactical error.
I think this is the only cat gif I have ever felt compelled to reblog.
#ACTUAL THOR & LOKI
our friend noah
almost got mugged today
they were like “give us your money”
and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY
and it worked
WHAT THE FUCK????
me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back
WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER
in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry” ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years
this is violently beautiful
Okay, I’m reviewing genetics using Crash Course videos now. I should be done in a few hours. Hahaha…who needs sleep?
oh no i dropped my motivation and have no desire to pick it up
sssuzuki replied to your post “Can I be excused from my exams on account of knk episode 10 happened…”
Is it bad that i feel more saddened that i thought Akkey was gone more than Mirai…
It was more Akihito’s going to hate himself because he’s going to think he’s the reason why Mirai died for me. And also that part where Mirai shattered into fragments in Akihito’s dream and he tries to grab her? Same idea at the end of the first part of SAO, but worse. I remembered that during that scene and I cried.
shit my kids are screwed
Omfg. Lol. Cell respiration sung to Last Friday Night. Yes. This is so funny that I’ll fucking remember it.
have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice
I’m that part of the fandom that can’t gif, make edits, write fanfiction or draw I’m just kind of here like
Which makes you the commenter, the fic-reccer, the source-finder, the link-poster, the headcanon buddy, the forum-poster, the kink-prompter, the conversation starter, the number one fan, the miscellaneous details and subconscious fact-checker.
aka: you’re the person all those other skill-sets are producing for.
I like you.
what really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is
Only on Tumblr could you find advice on being buried alive in the same post as advice on cereal dust.
So daft I had to post
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A Rose of Jericho three hours after being watered having nearly returned to is previous alive state
The Rose of Jericho(Anastatica hierochuntica) is a species of resurrection plant. These plants are characterized by their ability to use Poikilohydric mechanisms which enable them to survive extreme dehydration for years at a time.
this kind of shit gets you thinkin
what if she was walking 0.001 mph slower than she was
what if she took 2 seconds longer in the shower that morning
what if she woke up 2 seconds later than she actually did
she woulda been roadkill brah
gif would’ve been way cooler too
two types of people